Nothing will wake you up and make you realize you haven’t been paying attention like a friend putting snow down your boxer shorts. During a boring moment on gay.com, yes I know you're in disbelief that could possibly happen, I clicked on a feature link for a 'Relationship Ready' quiz. I answered the questions which were quirky at best with a tongue in cheek attitude. Apparently, things like who's your favorite character from Grease and your favorite color predict whether you're good boyfriend material. (Heck yeah it was Rizzo, she was sassy!) Based on my answers, it concluded that I am happily 'playing the field' and need to warn guys so as not to break their hearts. I was a little annoyed, but wrote it off based on the fact it was a silly valentine's day gimmick geared toward getting love lorn fags into signing up for their premium service. A couple days later a fellow chatter posted a link for a white-trash dating quiz, how could I resist? Everyone loves a little white trash now and then, otherwise we wouldn't shop at Wal-Mart. Besides, a quiz entitled 'Desperate Enough?' had to be much more accurate and would surely intuit my true self. Alas, yet again I was branded a relentless lothario, however the wording of the rating system and the site itself made me laugh so much that I didn't take it too hard. Like any good friend, I bugged my best friend until he took the quizzes and wasted a half hour of his life just like I had. After some sarcastic comments about how he was ’rejected’ or told to ’go str8’, he revealed that they thought he was ’Ready and most willing’. Here’s a man still half in the closet, who believes there’s no such thing as too much sex and self admittedly puts the OINK in pig. How could they tell him to go find a boyfriend and me to find the next party? I grumbled about stupid internet quizzes and told him my results, to which he responded “I thought that’s what you wanted.“ I was shocked and responded in kind. He reminded me about some wild times in the past and we laughed the whole thing off. It was only later in the day while running errands that it hit me. Maybe these quizzes were right, in a way? I thought about my choices over the past two years, I realized that even though I wasn't seeking a hookup I hadn't seriously sought out a relationship either. So there I sat stunned, in the parking lot of a Wegmans, asking myself what do you want now? Good question…..