I'm gonna need a shot!

The Dax Quotient at Bars:
* If at any point in the evening tequila is consumed there will be drama
Corollary ~ The amount of tequila consumed is directly proportional to the amount of drama
Corollary ~ As the amount of tequila consumed increases so does the likelihood of you dancing on the bar

* If the hot new bar you’ve been dying to check out finally opens, it’ll be full of lesbians
Corollary ~ The number of lesbians in the bar is directly proportional to the chance there’ll be a fight

* The volume of music in a dance club is inversely proportional to the average age of the club goers
Corollary ~ If the music is too loud for you, the guys are too young for you

* At a drag show the amount of glitter used is inversely proportional to talent

* The amount of trouble you will get into is inversely proportional to the number of friends you are with

* In a full bar if there is one guy who creeps you out, you will be the one he thinks is hot

* The fewer hot guys in the bar the nicer the bartender will be to you
Corollary ~ The hotter you are the stronger your drinks will be

* The number of drinks you’ve had is directly proportional to the magnetism of the guy hitting on you at the end of the night and inversely proportional your attraction to him the next morning